Magic? Stats? Potential for unlimited power? Loot? You guys like loot, right?" "Excuse me?" She was looking at me like I'd said something absurd, or just realized I was simple. "Oh." Was my entirely unenthusiastic response. "Which I suppose is what you were going to offer me?" Why are you looking at me like that?" The girl slowed down, less and less certain as her audience of one was, for all of her boasting, not impressed. "And-and-and I'm the one who made the first gamer! Without me, Han Jihan, Harvest and countless others would've just-just. ![]() The bastards would probably pull out a Ouija board and ask if I could come in on Friday. Now I was kind of wondering if my wife would be calling my workplace. "I don't have to send people to her miserable little death world, and I don't prey on NEETs and Shut-Ins!" "I'm better than Aqua!" Terra shouted as she waved her fists and pouted. "Oh! You mean like Aqua!" She deflated at my words, almost visibly shrinking. I pick a human soul, offer them my boon, and then throw them into a random part of the multiverse!" She seemed very proud about that, leaning back in this indefinable space with a smug grin and closed eyes. "What? Eww, no! They're just here because it's the only thing entertaining left at this level of reality. "So, what happens next? Reincarnation? Recursion? Passed around like a sorority girl to the elder gods?" The last one involved actual madness, it should be entertaining for a bit. "The stress you put on yourself didn't help any, but if you'd gotten to a doctor, you would have made a full recovery. Or bad joke my own psyche is playing on me, admitted. ![]() "And you were." The girl, goddess probably. Honestly, I thought I'd been doing pretty good. Except without the cigarettes and alcohol. Stroke in my mid-fifties, just like the rest of my family. I just couldn't muster up the energy to be afraid. "Because I'm all thoughts and no filter?" And it wasn't working. "Why are you so rude!" Fists on her hips, cheeks puffed out, she tried to lean forward and look intimidating. Frills and bows everywhere, even had a scepter with a large red gem at the end, with one ring with a pair of pearls right around it, and another ring with four pearls around that. She had wheat-gold hair done in a pair of drill-like pigtails and eyes the lightest color of jade I'd ever seen.Īnd she was dressed in a magical girl outfit. Terra-Tan, girl was a head and a half shorter than me, measuring up to a rough one-point-four meters. "Please don't encourage them!" And I suppose I should introduce the only other 'Person' here with me. Just myself, my thoughts, and an endless yawning abyss filled with horrors and eyes. You know? Being dead isn't really so bad.īeautifully so. And most of what you don't recognize, I still don't own. ![]() Disclaimer Me Do: I own nothing you recognize.
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